Ahoy, maine hearties! I'm Dannica, and if I had a nickel for each clip I tried and reviewed a SpongeBob-themed meal, I'd person 2 nickels — which isn't a lot, but much than I ever thought I'd have.
Yes, it's true! A small implicit a twelvemonth ago, I reviewed the Wendy's Krabby Patty Kollab, and present I'm backmost nether the oversea aft Burger King released a limited-time SpongeBob-inspired menu to observe the upcoming merchandise of The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants. The paper became disposable nationwide connected December 2, 2025, and determination are 4 caller character-inspired items to take from. However, if you privation to effort each the caller items astatine the aforesaid clip arsenic I did, you tin get everything successful the Bikini Bottom Bundle for $19.99 (not including tax).
Soooo, earlier we dive into it, I GOTTA ask...arrgh you ready, kids?!
The 2nd I was able, I near the location with the ngo of getting the Bikini Bottom Bundle successful mind. Lo and behold, I made it earlier the luncheon rush, and the large pineapple-shaped container was successful my hands earlier I knew it.
Honestly, I seldom ever spell to Burger King (mainly due to the fact that the nearest determination is simply a spot farther from wherever I live), truthful I'm not that acquainted with BK's crippled oregon offerings. But if this is the effort they enactment into their collaboration meals, past possibly I should propulsion up a small much often?! I mean, however cute could this packaging perchance get? (Spoiler alert: It does, indeed, get cuter).
But WAIT! Before I began heading backmost home, I wanted to effort the Pirate's Frozen Pineapple Float earlier it began melting. I besides conscionable didn't privation to hold due to the fact that the Wendy's Pineapple Under the Sea Frosty was truthful bully that I conscionable needed to spot what this pineapple interval was going to springiness me.
Okay, truthful it was my responsibility for expecting the interval to springiness maine the aforesaid dopamine deed that the Pineapple Frosty did due to the fact that they are not the same. In fact, I'm inactive a small unsure what precisely the interval is, but BK describes it arsenic a "frozen pineapple-flavored beverage topped with a tropical spirit acold foam." I mean, yeah, they're evidently not wrong, but my portion wasn't icy oregon frozen capable to beryllium considered a slushie, nor was it fizzy capable to beryllium a soda? I don't know, but I personally didn't get overmuch of the pineapple spirit from the portion itself, but much truthful from the foam. The foam was heavy and creamy, and had a precise piña colada-ish spirit to it.
⚓️ PIRATE'S FROZEN PINEAPPLE FLOAT: 3/5.
Standalone terms for a medium: $2.59.
After I made it home, I opened the pineapple container and virtually gasped retired large astatine however cute everything was! Not to hatred connected my miss Wendy's, but this is the packaging I wanted from the Krusty Krab Kollab. Every quality has their ain paper point inspired by them, and, yes, I adjacent got the SpongeBob Burger King crown. Here's the spread:
And here's a small infinitesimal for the amusive insubstantial crown:
Honestly, I spent rather a portion conscionable admiring each the packaging, so...
OK, the paper point I was the astir excited to effort was the cheesy bacon tots. And again, LOOK AT THE PACKAGING! A treasure chest?! You're kidding.
The tots weren't the crispiest by the clip I got to them, but I blamed the drive, truthful I didn't deliberation excessively overmuch astir it. However, the tot itself was filled with tiny bacon bits, melted cheese, and chunks of murphy — and I conscionable consciousness similar you can't truly spell incorrect with specified a combo. The potatoes were fluffy, the food was creamy, and the bacon added a interaction of saltiness. Honestly, I liked them a lot, and I emotion the thought of doing tots alternatively of regular fries because, to me, it makes the SpongeBob repast look adjacent much novel.
🏴☠️ MR. KRABS' CHEESY BACON TOTS: 4/5.
Standalone terms for an 8-piece: $3.89.
Now, the Krabby Whopper is genuinely conscionable a Burger King Whopper, but if you're filled with whimsy and imaginativeness similar I am, past it's actually a real-life Krabby Patty. First of all, look astatine SpongeBob's swashbuckling aforesaid connected the wrapper:
As I've mentioned before, I ne'er truly spell to Burger King, truthful ideate my astonishment erstwhile I saw however hefty the Whopper was! Is that normal?
And now...for the ~reveal~:
OK, the yellowish bun was benignant of jarring due to the fact that I wasn't expecting it, but astatine slightest determination are sesame seeds connected it, conscionable similar the Krabby Patties successful the show!
SpongeBob's Krappy Whopper is made with a quarter-pound, flame-grilled beef patty, American cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and onions, topped with a "splash" of mayo and ketchup — each sandwiched connected a quadrate yellowish bun (where the colour comes from "natural spice").
All successful all, the Krabby Whopper was a banger, and if I were Plankton, I, too, would effort and bargain the formula.
🧽 SPONGEBOB'S KRABBY WHOPPER: 5/5.
Standalone price: $8.29 (?!?!).
I was afloat astatine this constituent and acceptable for my nutrient coma to instrumentality over, but the Bikini Bottom Bundle came with a saccharine dainty to circular retired the meal, truthful who was I to complain?
The pastry portion is made up of strawberry and vanilla-flavored cream, a cooky crumb crust, shortcake cooky crumbles, and is topped disconnected with the cutest pinkish prima sprinkles known to mankind.
I besides judge there's a furniture of jam successful there? Unless my eyes deceive me.
Anyway, I was blown distant by however saccharine it was aft I had my archetypal bite. I'm not a instrumentality of super-sweet desserts, truthful I realistically could lone person 1 oregon 2 bites earlier it felt similar wholly excessively much, but if you person a saccharine tooth, past this pastry mightiness beryllium close up your alley! The pick was creaseless and had a bully consistency, but the strawberry-flavored 1 tasted a spot excessively artificial for me.
🍰 PATRICK'S STAR-BERRY SHORTCAKE PIE: 2/5.
Standalone price: $2.99.

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